Strengths: can make you pregnant unexpectedly in some Gospel continuities
I don't think there's any documented evidence of this having happened to a male, so it doesn't worry me all that much.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine
If I'm seriously considering taking on the Holy Trinity in a bar brawl, I've got to be pretty close to that point already, so that doesn't impress me either.
Hence, God is the serious threat of the three, and must be taken down as fast as is feasible. Furthermore, he's also the one with the history of serious human rights abuses, crap design of my body, and most of my other serious annoyances, which means he's probably the one who pissed me off in the bar in the first place. So this is a no-brainer.
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I don't think there's any documented evidence of this having happened to a male, so it doesn't worry me all that much.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine
If I'm seriously considering taking on the Holy Trinity in a bar brawl, I've got to be pretty close to that point already, so that doesn't impress me either.
Hence, God is the serious threat of the three, and must be taken down as fast as is feasible. Furthermore, he's also the one with the history of serious human rights abuses, crap design of my body, and most of my other serious annoyances, which means he's probably the one who pissed me off in the bar in the first place. So this is a no-brainer.