A use for the Book of Mormon

[damerell]

We just spotted the Spider God crawling across the bed and responded to the situation by, er, screaming like little girls. Shortly afterwards, however, I administered it a vigorous blow with the Book of Mormon, which dealt with it - so let it never be said that that book is useless.

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neil nadelman has a spider-killing posse

[wednesday]

The book of Mormon with an OBEY GIANT sticker, I hasten to add.

[senji.livejournal.com]

Fancy misusing a book like that!

[damerell.livejournal.com]

I'm a reader, not a collector - if a book belongs to me, rather than being a loaner, it can expect to be used on insect and arachnid life from time to time.

[senji.livejournal.com]

Poor thing :(.