damerell

Our new KJV+Apocrypha [1] claims "the moral rights of the author have been asserted".

Well, duh. In rains of fire, on some occasions. The guy won't SHUT UP about it most of the time. This is like dead-Kornbluth [2] all over again.

Joyous rumour, however, is that Archer may be implicated in the coup plot for which, if we are really lucky, Equatorial Guinea will hang Mark Thatcher.

I spelled it Aprocrypyha but that has too many letters in and in between breathing tasty cheesy snacks on me she points out that is wrong.

[1] Maccabees! And it turns out Wednesday didn't make up a guy called Tubalcain! She also says "What about the Deuterocanonicals?" but I have no idea what that's about. Like most atheists (and unlike most happy-clappy Christians) I have read the Bible but it was some time ago and didn't have any Apocrypha in anyway...

[2] who supposedly asserts his rights under a UK law that postdates him, and wrote fiction with considerably fewer begats in.