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[damerell]

Further to my last post, madaussie and I were discussing the Exodus 4:24 situation; getting into a barroom brawl with God (no, really!)

The question is this; in that situation, imagine the whole Trinity has turned up. Who do you try and take down first? Your options are;

God.
Strengths: omniscience, omnipotence, smiting.
Weaknesses: arrogance, jealousy, obviously contradictory attributes.

Holy Spirit.
Strengths: can make you pregnant unexpectedly in some Gospel continuities.
Weaknesses: unknown, but seems kind of wussy.

Jesus.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine.
Weaknesses: holes in wrists, ankles limit mobility. Can probably be kneed in balls.

[Poll #846982]

Comments

[ceb.livejournal.com]

My point exactly. First rule of bar fights, never be knee-deep in frogs.

[shermarama]

Dunno, you could use the frogs as projectile weapons.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

You could kiss them all and see if they turned into princes. Princes would make effective meatshields - the LORD has to be reluctant to open fire on his own anointed.