damerell: (religion)
damerell ([personal profile] damerell) wrote2006-10-17 05:50 pm

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Further to my last post, [livejournal.com profile] madaussie and I were discussing the Exodus 4:24 situation; getting into a barroom brawl with God (no, really!)

The question is this; in that situation, imagine the whole Trinity has turned up. Who do you try and take down first? Your options are;

God.
Strengths: omniscience, omnipotence, smiting.
Weaknesses: arrogance, jealousy, obviously contradictory attributes.

Holy Spirit.
Strengths: can make you pregnant unexpectedly in some Gospel continuities.
Weaknesses: unknown, but seems kind of wussy.

Jesus.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine.
Weaknesses: holes in wrists, ankles limit mobility. Can probably be kneed in balls.

[Poll #846982]

[identity profile] citizenpsmith.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy Spirit.
Weaknesses: unknown, but seems kind of wussy.


It's that manifestation-as-a-dove thing, isn't it? Don't be fooled: He proceeds from the Father (and the Son, if you're down with the filioque), and a later model is bound to be an improvement on the prototypes.