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madaussie and I were discussing the Exodus 4:24 situation; getting into a barroom brawl with God (no, really!)
The question is this; in that situation, imagine the whole Trinity has turned up. Who do you try and take down first? Your options are;
God.
Strengths: omniscience, omnipotence, smiting.
Weaknesses: arrogance, jealousy, obviously contradictory attributes.
Holy Spirit.
Strengths: can make you pregnant unexpectedly in some Gospel continuities.
Weaknesses: unknown, but seems kind of wussy.
Jesus.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine.
Weaknesses: holes in wrists, ankles limit mobility. Can probably be kneed in balls.
[Poll #846982]
madaussie and I were discussing the Exodus 4:24 situation; getting into a barroom brawl with God (no, really!)The question is this; in that situation, imagine the whole Trinity has turned up. Who do you try and take down first? Your options are;
God.
Strengths: omniscience, omnipotence, smiting.
Weaknesses: arrogance, jealousy, obviously contradictory attributes.
Holy Spirit.
Strengths: can make you pregnant unexpectedly in some Gospel continuities.
Weaknesses: unknown, but seems kind of wussy.
Jesus.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine.
Weaknesses: holes in wrists, ankles limit mobility. Can probably be kneed in balls.
[Poll #846982]
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