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[damerell]

Further to my last post, madaussie and I were discussing the Exodus 4:24 situation; getting into a barroom brawl with God (no, really!)

The question is this; in that situation, imagine the whole Trinity has turned up. Who do you try and take down first? Your options are;

God.
Strengths: omniscience, omnipotence, smiting.
Weaknesses: arrogance, jealousy, obviously contradictory attributes.

Holy Spirit.
Strengths: can make you pregnant unexpectedly in some Gospel continuities.
Weaknesses: unknown, but seems kind of wussy.

Jesus.
Strengths: could turn all water in your body into wine.
Weaknesses: holes in wrists, ankles limit mobility. Can probably be kneed in balls.

[Poll #846982]

Comments

[shermarama]

If God's omnipresent and you toast him, does that leave you with anywhere left to stand? And how do you toast the bits of him that are inside you?

[damerell.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure omnipresence implies everything is full of God-stuff. Gravity's omnipresent but, although we'd all float away, we aren't made of it.