damerell: NetHack. (dating)
damerell ([personal profile] damerell) wrote2007-10-11 05:24 pm

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[livejournal.com profile] ceb and I were in Trafalgar Square last night. She has never been before. Was it wrong to turn to her as we passed Nelson's Column and say "Again, but with tongues, Hardy"?

PS: book must be printed on acid-free paper, otherwise will disintegrate before reader finished.

[identity profile] ceb.livejournal.com 2007-10-11 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This is why I love you.

Book must be exported to the US by sea not air, lest it cause the plane to plummet from the sky.

[identity profile] mooism.livejournal.com 2007-10-11 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Book must be printed on microfilm, as a paper volume would form a black hole.

[identity profile] damerell.livejournal.com 2007-10-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Pope must exit Vatican to reach ending.
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[personal profile] cjwatson 2007-10-12 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
You have extreme difficulty lifting the brick. Continue? [ynq] (q)
a - a brick. You can barely move a handspan with this load!