damerell | Rule thirty-six?

Propose rule 36: if you think you can no longer be surprised by smut on the Internet, you are wrong.

Dare we ask what provoked this thought?

[Agreed, though!]

If enough people ask I'll post and you can all go "gosh, that's weird" too.

Was it that site where people post erotic fiction about wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm?

No, I'm not kidding. I wish I were kidding.

No. That's (obviously) a new one on me but I can't say I'm _that_ surprised.

Please! :-)