Rule thirty-six?

[damerell]

Propose rule 36: if you think you can no longer be surprised by smut on the Internet, you are wrong.

Comments

[grumpyolddog.livejournal.com]

Was it that site where people post erotic fiction about wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm?

No, I'm not kidding. I wish I were kidding.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

No. That's (obviously) a new one on me but I can't say I'm _that_ surprised.