On a less vexing note

[damerell]

Unicycling log, lesson two:

Sequential pedal strokes taken without falling off or clinging to something: 4 (last week: 2)
Time taken to figure out how to mount without smooshing testicles: 10 minutes
Times testicles smooshed in inadvertent dismount: 1
Ability to mount without clinging to surrounding scenery: 0

but

Ability to ride away from friendly wall: greatly increased
Total number of serious faceplants:0

Comments

[kludge]

Do you have your own unicycle now? Aren't you running out of bike space yet?

[damerell]

Nope, it's Cambridge Community Circus. I'm not going to buy one until I know I can actually ride one.

[kludge]

Smart. They should have the same system for prostitutes.

[ceb]

It's exponential! Eventually you will have to spend the rest of your life on a unicycle.

[damerell]

I was hoping it was exponential in ability only.