damerell

I've come up with a silly idea; the "boring AU" fanfic.

I'll go first. In the first episode of Boring Cabin Pressure, there is a delay on arrival at Fitton, but since the aircraft is not unusually heavy with high fuel consumption and Martin's meticulous walkround meant the cargo hold heating was turned off, there is plenty of time to hold.

Martin has no reason to feel his authority is being undermined by Douglas's vast experience, but instead relishes the opportunity to learn from it and to make use of it - as in the next episode, where Douglas's tact and diplomacy deals with an angry smoker.

MJN continues to turn a modest profit and can easily afford insurance against things like bird strikes, not that they ever suffer so dramatic a problem.

The series ends with a heartwarming episode where a routine inspection of the wiring conduits reveals that Carolyn's ex-husband has hidden filthy magazines in them; everyone has a laugh at his expense.