Well, before the guesses reach me actually stuffing it into my other bodily orifices (if I can beat one M--- K--- to suggesting same was done by burly men in a bathhouse); I dropped the phone, and the battery popped off. I put it back on, but didn't switch it on because it was out of charge, so didn't notice the SIM was missing.
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Did you know Jim Cameron (Clare compsci in my year)? He once ate a very disgusting old sodden beermat in the King Street Run after a drunken someone (cough) bet him that he wouldn't eat it. Admittedly, he was very very very sick immediately afterwards, but he did eat it. So I don't think my suggestion was THAT implausible. :-)
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