By popular demand, I was surprised by...

[damerell]

http://www.futanaria.com/ is what I am talking about. Yes, given the amount of drawn/animated futa porn out there, I shouldn't really be surprised. (If you aren't going to look, it's women wearing gigantic rubber penises faking masturbation or oral sex and ejaculating about a quart at a time. And some of them have cat ears because, err...)

I suppose it's a more socially responsible use for giant rubber penises than the "mainstream" one with black blokes and white women, spot the stereotypes, please. (I forget which of the SA / b3ta / 4chan / whatever goons had a competition to "spot the guy's real junk" in these videos.) But, dude, I never expected that. And it's done with such enthusiasm, too.

Please do not leap to wild conclusions about my kinks.

Comments

[rax.livejournal.com]

Appearing in those videos must be absolutely hilarious.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

I do wonder if the music-no-sound ones merely reflect uncontrollable giggles.

[brrm.livejournal.com]

Yakkety Sax, anyone?...

[heartflood.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!!! XD OMG I can't stop watching the animated gif! XD

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Well, it's certainly not run-of-the-mill smut!

Also, ditto on the social responsibility comment -- although the "spot the junk" competitions can be amusing, and it's interesting to note that either the guys in those are often either under-endowed or not finding the experience at all exciting. (Selection bias ahoy!)

[damerell.livejournal.com]

Well, quite. Presumably you only employ people who can manage to keep their wangs unobtrusive while doing such a thing. And it's not really the most erotic situation imaginable. "Hi. Your penis is totally inadequate, so please use this rubber one instead."

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Aha! I wondered what was on the other end (so to speak) of The Meme Which Warren Ellis Pleaded With Us Not To Start

Never, ever follow links on the Warren Ellis Blog.

[angua.livejournal.com]

I was wondering what you'd been up to since I'd last heard from you... I have to admit that didn't cross my mind.

[damerell.livejournal.com]

It didn't cross my mind either, more forced its way in by way of my eyeballs whether I liked it or not. :-)

[angua.livejournal.com]

It's not the sort of thing you come across accidentally though (excuse the pune or play on words).

[damerell.livejournal.com]

There's a sentence above about leaping to wild conclusions. :-)

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

Denied!!

I have the wrong plug-ins :-(

No "Cock Hungry Sex Kittens" for me!

[damerell.livejournal.com]

A truly tragic loss.

[friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I really wanted to see those cat ears.

[sabers4.livejournal.com]

That is odd. That is truly odd.

[ceb.livejournal.com]

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