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posted by [personal profile] damerell at 02:05pm on 02/03/2009

http://www.futanaria.com/ is what I am talking about. Yes, given the amount of drawn/animated futa porn out there, I shouldn't really be surprised. (If you aren't going to look, it's women wearing gigantic rubber penises faking masturbation or oral sex and ejaculating about a quart at a time. And some of them have cat ears because, err...)

I suppose it's a more socially responsible use for giant rubber penises than the "mainstream" one with black blokes and white women, spot the stereotypes, please. (I forget which of the SA / b3ta / 4chan / whatever goons had a competition to "spot the guy's real junk" in these videos.) But, dude, I never expected that. And it's done with such enthusiasm, too.

Please do not leap to wild conclusions about my kinks.
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posted by [identity profile] rax.livejournal.com at 02:26pm on 02/03/2009
Appearing in those videos must be absolutely hilarious.
 
posted by [identity profile] damerell.livejournal.com at 02:28pm on 02/03/2009
I do wonder if the music-no-sound ones merely reflect uncontrollable giggles.
 
posted by [identity profile] brrm.livejournal.com at 04:23pm on 02/03/2009
Yakkety Sax, anyone?...
 
posted by [identity profile] heartflood.livejournal.com at 02:31pm on 02/03/2009
HAHAHAHA!!!! XD OMG I can't stop watching the animated gif! XD
 
posted by [identity profile] baljemmett.livejournal.com at 02:59pm on 02/03/2009
Well, it's certainly not run-of-the-mill smut!

Also, ditto on the social responsibility comment -- although the "spot the junk" competitions can be amusing, and it's interesting to note that either the guys in those are often either under-endowed or not finding the experience at all exciting. (Selection bias ahoy!)
 
posted by [identity profile] damerell.livejournal.com at 05:24pm on 02/03/2009
Well, quite. Presumably you only employ people who can manage to keep their wangs unobtrusive while doing such a thing. And it's not really the most erotic situation imaginable. "Hi. Your penis is totally inadequate, so please use this rubber one instead."
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posted by [identity profile] hairyears.livejournal.com at 03:15pm on 02/03/2009
Aha! I wondered what was on the other end (so to speak) of The Meme Which Warren Ellis Pleaded With Us Not To Start

Never, ever follow links on the Warren Ellis Blog.
 
posted by [identity profile] angua.livejournal.com at 04:52pm on 02/03/2009
I was wondering what you'd been up to since I'd last heard from you... I have to admit that didn't cross my mind.
 
posted by [identity profile] damerell.livejournal.com at 05:22pm on 02/03/2009
It didn't cross my mind either, more forced its way in by way of my eyeballs whether I liked it or not. :-)
 
posted by [identity profile] angua.livejournal.com at 05:25pm on 02/03/2009
It's not the sort of thing you come across accidentally though (excuse the pune or play on words).
 
posted by [identity profile] damerell.livejournal.com at 05:30pm on 02/03/2009
There's a sentence above about leaping to wild conclusions. :-)
 
posted by [identity profile] friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com at 12:04am on 03/03/2009
Denied!!

I have the wrong plug-ins :-(

No "Cock Hungry Sex Kittens" for me!
 
posted by [identity profile] damerell.livejournal.com at 02:37am on 03/03/2009
A truly tragic loss.
 
posted by [identity profile] friend-of-tofu.livejournal.com at 07:47am on 03/03/2009
You're telling me. I really wanted to see those cat ears.
 
posted by [identity profile] sabers4.livejournal.com at 11:21am on 03/03/2009
That is odd. That is truly odd.
 
posted by [identity profile] ceb.livejournal.com at 01:44pm on 04/03/2009
*comment*

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