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The Grauniad reveals that a butcher in the North is offering wedding cake shaped pork pies (perhaps a stack of pork pies with columns between them?). I think this is an encouraging development in the marriage department, and it would obviously be absurd to buy such a thing if one were not getting married. So:

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Of course, being of Jewish ethnic origin I must insist on a Kosher pork pie wedding cake.

Edited Date: 2009-04-22 08:18 pm (UTC)

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I am cutting a pork pie's throat and letting it drain even as we speak.

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And you did get the Chief Rabbi to pop by and say a prayer over it as you did it, didn't you?

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Er, yes. Assuming my paisley plush Cthulhu is a rabbi.

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:) I was going to say, never, and certainly not if you have a savoury wedding cake and really certainly not if you have a meat wedding cake and ever so really certainly not if you have a pork wedding cake. So maybe we're not destined for each other after all :)

(I do have a list of favourite things OTHER people have suggested for a wedding, currently topped by "matter transporter" :))

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Oh, wait, I know this one. Only to save your own life, or that of an innocent, right? I'm sure Dave can arrange :)

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I am only familiar with this term in reference to hats.

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Now you know how the hat got that name!

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I am already married, but we could pretend for the sake of PORK (hurr hurr) PIE.

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You've been overcome by my crusty charm?

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You're just such a dish. HA HA! DISH! PIE DISH! DO YOU SEE! ... I'll get me coat.

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I wouldn't advertise that your pork is crusty if I were you ;P

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Time to book a honeymoon in Porkistan?

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The good thing being that keepnig the smaller layers for future christenings should kill off the genes.

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On Middle Eastern IRC channels they refer to it as pr0k.

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I'm afraid that, pork pies notwithstanding, my answer would be the same as the one and only time you asked me previously - what, 14 years ago now, despite you winning the duel :-)

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