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posted by
nanaya
at 08:30pm on 30/06/2010
As far as intellectual whores can determine, the average female bitch has a rating system that works like this:.
So the breakdown looks like:
Money and Power: 50%
Attraction: 40%
Things Women Say They Care About But Do Not: 10%
(this includes intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, sensitivity etc. )
SURELY THIS IS SIMPLY VERY POOR SATIRE? THIS IS THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.
(Especially considering that the cartoon woman on the front page could not possibly remain upright if she really had a rack like that...)
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So the breakdown looks like:
Money and Power: 50%
Attraction: 40%
Things Women Say They Care About But Do Not: 10%
(this includes intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, sensitivity etc. )
SURELY THIS IS SIMPLY VERY POOR SATIRE? THIS IS THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.
(Especially considering that the cartoon woman on the front page could not possibly remain upright if she really had a rack like that...)