damerell

What would people infiltrating a pirate crew badly say?

"Good morning, Mr Jones... I mean, aharrr, matey!"
"Shiver, me tootsies are cold."
"Arr, perfectly healthy dog."
"Yo, ho, ho, and a nice cup of tea."
"Sixteen men on the 8:15 to Guildford."
"Avast expanse of sea meets our gaze."
"X marks the prepenultimate letter of the alphabet."
"Hoist the Jolly, Roger."
"Hands to the braces! Yer trousers are falling down."
"Make him walk the dog."

Any more?