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posted by [personal profile] damerell at 07:52pm on 18/06/2015
Dear spiders,

I fear I must refer you to the stipulations of our de facto treaty. I, the human party, have refrained from killing you or purposefully disturbing your webs, even if you are creepy and have too many legs. However, given the recent intrusion by fat black houseflies, I should like to enquire as to why you are not carrying out your obligations under the treaty by catching and eating them.

Yours,

David.
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posted by [personal profile] liv at 08:57am on 19/06/2015
Co-sign. Also, this made me chuckle when I was having a bad day, so thank you.

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